Misfit Newsletter


INVENTORY WHOAS!

Posted on 31st Aug 2009 @ 4:18 PM

The basic principles of inventory control continue to confound the suits at CORPORATE PSYCLES.

Unable to grasp JUST IN TIME as it pertains to ANYTHING other then lavatory visits, the following is a list of reduced availability items and tentative delivery dates:
  1. 16T Steel Cogs - OUT OF STOCK
    October 2009  - Try This Instead
  2. diSSent (Al) Medium (17") - OUT OF STOCK
    October 2009 - Try This Instead
  3. diSSent (Al) Large (19") - OUT OF STOCK
    October 2009 - Try This Instead
  4. Spring Tensioners - LOW STOCK
    November 2009 - So Order Now
  5. 20T COD Cog - VERY LOW STOCK
    November 2009 - Sack Up, Order the 19T
  6. Team Jersey 2010 Large - OUT OF STOCK
    March 2010 - Super Size You and Go XL
  7. Team Hoodie 2010 Small/Large - VERY LOW STOCK
    March 2010 - Hurry Up
  8. Team T-Shirt 2010 Large - LOW STOCK
    March 2010 - Like Order Now Scoob
As winter slowly creeps south we anticipate that these sorts of inventory shortages will only increase...more as it comes.

The Management.
But not the ones in charge of inventory. 
They're idiots.