Posted on 16th Mar 2009 @ 3:11 PM

In case you missed the greatest International Bike Show (located in Toronto reflecting NOT the International community but the Toronto community disguised as a multi-national orgy of influence) then allow me to be the first to tell you that you missed yet another milestone in the Empires path of brilliance.
You really should have been there.
Sales of the TEAM JERSEY and TEAM MEMBERSHIP were brisk...so brisk that Lipton called, they want the Empire to play a giant bottle in an upcoming commercial.

Effective NOW Misfit Psycles Circular Disks of Death are available by themselves, alone, in a set of FIVE...for a paltry 5$.