DISSENT INVENTORY CRITICAL:
As the Empire's self imposed fate would have it, the impertinent and irrelevant idiots in the Misfit Psycles Marketing department (working in cahoots with the pansies in the purchasing division) decided that the best avenue to further INCREASE the desirability of the uber-hot diSSent single speed 29er of flaming doom was to run out of inventory during high season...

The inevitable (and currently irreversible) shortage would, in theory, further increase the pride of ownership and generate greater long-term demand for the frame as potential owners, collectors and ticket-master battle it out for the remaining stock.

In plain language.
The diSSent frame is currently VERY limited in availability.
As of 17:35 on March 31, 2009 there are ONLY:

The next batch of frames is NOT due until LATE July 2009.
IF YOU WANT A DISSENT FRAME IN MEDIUM OR LARGE THE INVENTORY CONTROL BOARD URGES YOU TO DO SO TODAY.

This message is not intended as a sales pitch. 
In fact we dare you to NOT purchase the frame before inventory is depleted. 

It will like totally serve us right.

Ever so truly yours,

Peter Keiller
Lead Kennel Sweep.