That’s news to me.
In no particular order: The FMEbar of dirty dropping awesome is now shipping. Belt Drive. FE update. That is all. One more thing. With resources expanding and my (personal) penchant for flakiness, stay tuned in as many (other) places as possible for the best service unmanageable. PSYCLESTORE PSYCLELABS Now THAT, really, is all.

You’re Terminated, Fucker
Your emails and calls of concern for my well being have been heard. The outpouring of love was nearly gratifying. Seven emails.  Four calls. One week… To the asshole that called my parents looking to buy the remnants of the Empire for a cardboard coffin and six-pack of Pabst. Fuck You. Imagine their disappointment when [...]

Breck Epic: Stage 3
Fully and completely aware that reviews for the second and (to some extent) the first stage have not yet been published. Anywhere. Perhaps starting article #1 for Bike Mag with “Fuck” was a miscalculation. Perhaps they just haven’t gotten around to it. Stage 3. 9100′ of climbing. 12,200′ of vertical. Crossed the continental divide, twice. [...]

In Late Breaking News
Evidently tired of painting carbon things red in an effort to increase sales, NINER has invoked some recent old news as it’s current marketing campaign. (Near) team rider Team Dicky commented; “It’s about time.  I’ve been asking for more heat seeking lazer shit or rocket propelled explosive-type crap for years.” Bike Rumo(U)r bossman, Tyler (and rider [...]

Breck Epic: Stage 1
The how and what that are Breck Epic Stage 1 may or not make the pages of LIESNSHITE. As it turns out, Mike McCormack may or may not have whored my thoughts out to BIKEMAG. Of course I am incapable of ‘professional’ grade thoughts. Altering point of perspective is not an option. So. In the [...]

Breck Epic: Stages
Got an email from Mike McCormack in the wee hours (last night, this morning). Too late to make a matter on stage 1.  Certainly, anything I needed to know would have been discussed at the racer meeting(s).  Racer meetings are meetings for racers, when you miss the racer meeting (for missing the meeting that discussed [...]

Breck Epic: Stage 0
Baggage, customs.  The mass retardation of the entire human race. Upgrade to First Class. Delayed baggage.  The whole fucking flight. Upgraded car rental. Forgot POS digital camera.  All pink sexiness of it. Reading “Shit My Dad Says“. Parking lot build.  Predictable realization of (previous) brake bleed fail. Fifteen minute parking lot (dirty) flush. Altifuckingtude.  Pillow to [...]

Heavier Than METAL!!!
Time to moving casually away from the Heinous Hong Kong Hustle. Almost. I was (re)(in)spired by the link in Anthony’s comment. If I can actually get my shit together (long) enough to ship two frames to Whitehorse…no, YES…the map. The world is just too fucking flat for this frame to simply disappear. No. Something less specific, [...]

What goes around…
Karma. Karma Chameleon. Karma could be your religion. A justification for the past, a call to action for future. A cosmic balance of  all Unskilled (bad) and Skilled (good) interactions. Karma provides death-bed seniors with mega digit lottery winnings. Reward for some (past) axiomatic right(s). Karma requires I tread a stew of entrails to eek [...]

House Keeping…
HOT AUGUST NIGHTS: August 28-29, 2010 Albion Hills, Bolton, ON Misfit Psycles Presents: The Really Big Dance Party And: Big Fat Team of Flaming Terror. The big fat list; Scott Mount Del Grams Kyle Smith Kim Jones Marc Risdale Craig Barlow Erica Sprules ??? ??? ??? (Me*) * I know I have missed names, otherwise [...]