Listen to the Voices
Assume for a moment that we all hear ‘voices’. Assume again that those ‘voices’ are merely an internal manifestation of the contrasting extremes of our individual subconscious. Assume furthermore that, for the most part, these ‘voices’ are balanced in accordance with our (individual) perception of right and wrong, good and bad. And then, let us [...]

About that Time
Been a little while and long time in between things that (I felt) needed to be said. Obviously, that hasn’t stopped things from happening, nor has it stopped opinions against those things from being concluded. It’s simply that the resultant bi-product (faux intellectual pseudo hostility) wasn’t worth the effort (necessary) to spout it at you. [...]

Have Your People Call My People
After much adieu (which is French for nothing in this case), letters of note have been sent to the finalists in the Misfit Psycles Influencer Initiative. Each applicant considered should have received an email with instructions for their personal discount code and some other rambling garbage I had on my mind at the time. What was NOT [...]

It’s Not About the Bike. It’s the Fucking Bikers.
On some day, some days ago, I pledged unto myself that I would ride all of the three weekend days. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I can hear the collective rumble…so fucking what…but on this you’ll have to understand, it’s more than that. Winter, as I may have mentioned, is not cooperating. Winter, is still here…and while winter [...]

Winter Can Fuck Off
There are only three things more annoying than winter(s) in Southern Ontario*. People that enjoy winter. Fat Bikers talking about Fat Bikes. People complaining about winter during winter. Contrary to meteorological opinion, it is no longer winter. I have budgeted for an ultra-endurance weekend. That is, riding all and both Saturday and Sunday. Unless it snows. * [...]

Shut Up and (Let Them) Ride
It is no Victoria’s Secret that Misfit Psycles is pretty much prepared to oppose any-thing of any-sort so long as it happens to be organized in a manner that intends to impose itself in place of any more voluntary action. Optional good. Mandatory bad. I am no freedoms expert, but, I do believe that choice [...]

Cover Me
In an (n)ever going attempt to keep the neon lights alit, Misfit Psycles is pleased to announce product and promotional expansion: Ghetto Cozies: BUY NOW. Genuine, custom, disposable, one-of-any-kind beer and spirit (or other barbiturate) concealers. Available exclusively at www.psyclestore.com, each and every Ghetto Cozy is hand drawn by hand exclusively for profit and self amusement [...]

ALC-B diSSent Frame Sale
How’s about this… NEW diSSent ALC-B frames, 650$ plus shipping. In-stock (that is sizes and colours) ONLY. Sorry folks, discount does NOT apply to NEW diSSent ALC (chain only) frames. That works out to 225 off SRP. Dealer? Appropriate dealer discounts available to match…but you have to email your orders…still…because… BUY NOW: http://goo.gl/T1h7l

The Breck Epic is going to be Huge
If you happen to follow FacePsycles, you’ve probably and already seen a super-self-indulgent poster project that I intend to be forcing on this years BreckEpic. So, and this is just a biased insistance, register already. Furthermore. If I was to do a poster for TRANS-SYLVANIA as well, something undead and booby maybe, I could possibly afford to go there [...]

It All Makes for an Imperfect Sense
I hate winter. I really really fucking hate winter. Not in the seasonal sense. I know that I love winter in California. I am not wintering in California. Obviously such an impotent and irrational hatred cannot go unfocused. It must, else consume on the hater, manifest itself onto something. Anything. Idealistically a someanything deemed to [...]