The OFFICIAL hat of the Misfit Psycles Empire. Constructed of the most hat'o'rrific materials and features, this chapeau was painstakingly designed to match both your diSSent and Nummers frames.
WARNING: Despite the incredibly in-destructive powers that this hat will give the wearer, YOU WILL LIKELY REMAIN DESTRUCTIBLE and the Empire strongly recommends that you wear a helmet and NOT this hat while riding.
DETAILS
Manufactured by AXIS GEAR
Black ONLY
NU-FIT (Stretch) sizing
S/M or L/XL
Embroidered logo'ings
This hat WILL make you more popular.
PROFITS A portion of the profits from EVERY Hat sale will go toward these important projects:
The Empire requires an additional 200,000 clones
Trademark infringement legal fees
Multimedia advertising for a PRO Empire Campaign
One inflatable lounge chair with sprinkler attachment
Remember folks, support the kind of Corporation you'd like yours to be if you had the money to lose.
The fact that I alone am the owner and possessor of the original prototype of firstness makes the sweet taste of awesomeness generated by this hat even more sweet.