Introducing the Misfit Psycles GHETTO COZY.
Designed for the subversive on the go, your custom Ghetto Cozy will carefully conceal your lubricant of choice from the very authorities you will certainly someday unseat!
Genuine, custom, disposable, one-of-any-kind beer and spirit concealer.
Each and every Ghetto Cozy is UNIQUE and hand drawn by hand exclusively for profit and self amusement.
Don't get caught using a 'promotional cozy' of more other sorts, they are made of foam and foam is lasts forever (unlike your ideals).
Your Ghetto Cozy is sized just about right, and will happily conceal many things, large or small.
Earthy Bonus: Not only does Misfit Psycles care about your money, we also care about the polar bears. Our Ghetto Cozy starts with ONLY 100% recyclable/compostable bags made from at least 50% post consumer content...if you don't apprecite how huge that is, you probably hate animals and drive a car long distances.
Misfit Psycles has selected local drawer Peter Keiller to produce each and every Ghetto Cozy.
Some don't suck.
Generally speaking the cozy you get will be random...but wait...
Do you have an idea for your CUSTOM Ghetto Cozy?
Send your request WITH your order, if it works out, you might get something close to what you asked for (no promises - artistic license and all).
Remember - when you buy something from PsycleStore you help preserve my dream to avoid any need for mainstream contribution.