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Misfit Psycles TEAM Membership
- Price:
- $98.00 (excluding tax)
- SKU:
- MEMBERSHIP
- Rating:
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(2 product reviews)
- Availability:
- In Stock - Usually ships within 24hrs
Rewards that do NOT involve you ending up Wanted: dead or alive.
Rewards that reward even when you become a member of the most preposterous singlespeed conglomerate of purple buttercup farts in the town of Caledon (City of Bolton).
While one could argue the prestige and exclusivity of the Misfit Psycles TEAM Membership. One cannot argue that Membership carries unfathomable value and perks, the sort usually reserved for B list cable television celebrities.
Now, thanks to us, YOU and your friends can join the Empires EXCLUSIVE TEAM today.
TEAM MEMBERSHIP AND THE FREE GIFTS REPRESENT A $1,500 VALUE*
* Value based on the cost of the jersey, coasters, stickers and the assumption that you will purchase $13,960 from the Psycle Store (for a discount value of $1,396.00)
Every Membership Includes:
- AUTHENTIC TEAM ISSUE COASTER SET (5)
- AUTHENTIC TEAM ISSUE JERSEY (1)
- AUTHENTIC TEAM STICKER PACK (10)
- PSYCLE STORE TEAM DISCOUNT OF 10%
- OCA AFFILIATION AND CLUB RIDE COVERAGE (Optional)
- Manufactured in Canada by CANADA COASTER
- Heavy weight 80pt construction
- Double sided four colour
- Each set shows your personal membership # and is authorized by the supreme dance commander of Team Misfit Psycles: Peter Keiller
- One coaster (of your choosing) will act as your membership card for the season, the remaining four can be used at your discretion
- Your membership card (coaster) can be used with authority type figures to negotiate time off for good taste
- Manufactured in Canada by AXIS GEAR
- The FULLY Monochromatic colour scheme
- FULL Zip
- Available in 4 sizes (S-XL)
- RAGLAN cut sleeves
- The SAME jersey you can purchase all alone...but why would you
- Manufactured in Canada by SPRINGFIELD GRAPHICS
- A collection of 10 custom cut Misfit Psycles decals for your psycle, auto, home or random acts of stickable defiance
- Genuine clear vinyl construction and UV resistant ink
- Upon completion of your membership purchase your Psycle Store account will be upgraded to TEAM status
- All subsequent orders placed by TEAM members will receive an immediate 10% discount on ALL products
- Discounts are NOT transferable
- Discounts EXPIRE at the end of the calender year (December 31)
OCA AFFILIATION (Optional)
- The OCA option is ONLY available to TEAM members that ALSO purchase a CITIZEN or UCI licence with the OCA (Ontario Cycling Association)
- TEAM members that purchase the OCA option and DO NOT purchase the necessary OCA license are dumb enough to negate any need for a refund from Misfit Psycles and Psycle Store, stamped to infinity
- All TEAM members electing for OCA affiliation will be ENTITLED to register their affiliated TEAM as MISFIT PSYCLES for the season
- All TEAM members with OCA affiliation will be eligable for insurance coverage during registered club activities a set forth by the OCA and the pages on pages of rules
- TEAM members with OCA affiliation will be required to complete an OCA waiver
- TEAM members that do NOT select the OCA affiliation option may NOT list MISFIT PSYCLES as their team NOR will they be included in the insurance coverage
- OCA affiliation is OPTIONAL...if you don't know what it is, you don't need it
Product Reviews
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NOT ONCE BUT TWICE
Posted by Vic Parise on 25th May 2009
I waited a month and saved around Xmas 08 to get the DISSENT frame. Living in NYC my whole life and riding track bikes, this frame was the fastest ever!! Chris King'ed out and carbon white bros fork, big apple 29'er street tires and big gearing with Track cranks ( 48t 17t ) equals FAST!!!!! Some newbies out there to track bikes thought they were moving.. i come hauling ballz blowing doors off....well someone stole it!!!!!! stole my misfit!!! I love this bike build so much I just bought my SECOND frame and fork from Peter and happily.
This is a bike any serious rider MUST buy!!
Proud owner of second DISSENT frame.
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World's Best!
Posted by Pedro Kilborn on 20th Mar 2009
I purchased my membership at the Toronto International Bike Show...INSTANTLY later that day someone won the lottery!
When I wear my team jersey I am more powerful then 7 other people wearing other more dumber jerseys...this team has made me more handsome AND a better rider...probably already banned by the UCI as performance elongating.
