PSYCLESTORE: Latest News

Can't Believe It's Come To This

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 17:05:26 +0000

Effective immediately and probably forever ALL customers making purchases from PSYCLESTORE will be required to acknowledge and accept a blurb during the checkout process.

Essentially customers are asked to acknowledge that the products they are ordering will be shipping from Ontario Canada.
Canada is a country. A sovereign state. A geographical area and population which is not dependant on, or subject to any other power or state...while we could debate in practice this statement, the matter is clearly defined as it relates to export and import of goods and services.

If you are importing a product you may be required to pay duties, brokerage and even taxes on your purchase.

We have done our best to discuss this matter on the SHIPPING and RETURNS page, however, a surplus number of confused phone calls necessitates this acknowledgement.

Apologies to the vast majority that clearly do not require this clarification as we continue to dumb-down.

diSSent AL and ALC pre-purchase

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 11:35:18 +0000

Pre-Purchase discount of 10% OFF both the diSSent ALC and diSSent AL WILL expire JULY 9, 2010.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

45$ OFF diSSent AL
75$ OFF diSSent ALC

Coupon Code: prepurchase

Back Up and Functioning!

Thu, 01 Jul 2010 04:29:52 +0000

As you might have well imagined the great and powerful PSYCLESTORE is once again up and running.

A slight, yet unpossible to locate, error transpired during a long delayed upgrade...presto.

LIMITED (fe) AVAILABILITY

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 12:49:59 +0000

LIMITED being the key...the following diSSent (FE) frame configurations are available on a first come first invoiced basis...use the shopping cart and indicate the one you WANT in the comments. Pricing will be manually over-ridden before you are billed.

Specific frame SIZE/COLOUR/SPEC/CONDITION are as-noted, not transferable and the way it ever was.
No Rain Cheques. No Substitutions. No Shit.

2x NEW diSSent (FE) ForcHugh TT OX Fork 275$ (to be ordered with frame)
1x NEW diSSent (FE) MEDIUM BLACK 950$ srp 975$
1x NEW diSSent (FE) XLARGE ORANGE 925$ srp 1190$
1x USED (great condition) diSSent (FE) MEDIUM ORANGE 825$ srp 1190$
SOLD***1x USED (very good condition) diSSent (FE) LARGE ORANGE 800$ srp 1190$***SOLD

The Managements.

diSSent AL ALC available for PREPURCHASE

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 11:34:30 +0000

Delivery of diSSent AL and diSSent ALC frames is now VERIFIABLE...preparations and prepurchase are now in full effect.

To better assist with our comprehension of this dramatic discourse, this is an actual photograph of the world. It was taken from space with a space camera while sourcing alternative planets.

ALL orders placed PRIOR to product landing at Corporate Psycles will be entitled to a 10% discount.
A discount you should use to buy other products. Preferably products with high margins.
ALL orders received WILL ship in the order received...based on current volumes, the anticipated backlog for new orders is 48hrs...this WILL increase once dealer orders are processed.

On checkout enter the COUPON CODE: prepurchase to activate the discount.

NO SHIPPING TO JUNE 7th

Sat, 29 May 2010 10:59:41 +0000

With the entire shipping department out of country we regret to inform you that there can be NO SHIPPING until June 7th.

Together we will survive this short hiatus.

If you care you can follow our most excellent adventures at the TRANS-SYLVANIA EPIC on LIESNSHITE.

As you were,

Management.

diSSent CLEARANCE inventory...an update.

Sun, 02 May 2010 14:38:59 +0000

The diSSent (Al) CLEARANCE continues...

Remaining inventory has been greatly destroyed and is now limited (as of 14:31:49 May 2, 2010) to SMALL or EXTRA LARGE.

SMALL is available in RAW - ONLY.
EXTRA LARGE is available in BLACK - RAW is very limited in quantity.

Remaining (Al) sizes (MEDIUM and LARGE) are scheduled to arrive End-of-June 2010.

Yours,

The Management.

diSSent Al and diSSent Al(c) Reserve

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 09:58:49 +0000

Coupon code: prepurchase

Discount: diSSent Al 45$ diSSent Al(c) 75$

25% OFF Wearables EXTENDED MIXX

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 09:50:35 +0000

So profitable we are doing it again - this time for 100% more puppy killing profit.

25% OFF of ALL items found in the PSYCLESTORE 'Wearables' category.

There is no better offer coming your way...
Don't delay: BUY NOW so you can look more better, today!

Coupon code: zumbapants to claim the amazing discount.

Sincerely,
HeadShit.

40% OFF Nummers Frame and Fork

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:54:23 +0000

COUPON CODE: JOYRIDE150

To celebrate the wonder that is Canada's First Indoor Bike Park JOYRIDE150 we are offering 150us$ OFF Nummers frames and 60us$ OFF Nummers forks.

Details of the park and the discount can be found on LIESNSHITE...a worldwide authority on things and stuff.

Limited to STOCK frames and forks.
FIRST five frames will receive a FREE Cane Creek Tank Headset.
As always, discounts do not apply to other products...
...there are no rain cheques...
....and no.

Best of times,

The Managemental.